Oh! Mr. Hairdresser

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Oh, Mr Hairdresser Do me a hair sculpture with your magic tweezers Ease it, tease it and then grease it For the fringe and then leave Oh, Mr Cat Burglar Thieve me some muesli from Van Morrison Lay it random on the verandah So the passing cull of Uganda can conceive Oh Mr Magnetical Rush Wave your special gloves in an arc Prepare a lovely crisp salad And have sex with a kex or a bullet caravan Go on then Bob, play your mandolin Thanks! Arrrgghhh! Oh Mr Bogus Pendant Salesman Why do I buy from you pendants made from ice? Make me one made in the shape of Africa So I'll know what it looks like when I go there Oh Mr Serial Killer Kill my serials with your wipeout glove Stop them coming for me at midnight With the axes made of bran and their knives of nuts Oh Mr Keyboard Wizard Go twiddly-twiddly-dee under the cloak Cover your face with your cape So that all the dull waters can't see you smiling at them Yes! Go on then Bob! Hahahaha! Take it away! Faster! Faster!