Meals on Wheels

Lyrics

Well I'm driving down the highway at the speed of light Transporting meals in the middle of the night Van drive quick–food keep hot Old folk weep if the food be not hot I'm driving so fast that I'm a-breaking the law 'Cause I got to get a snack to Mr Michelmore Mr Savile's waiting for his muesli And now Harry Secombe wants his pie and peas baby now Meals on wheels Feeding the old folk night and day, yeah-ay Meals on wheels Get out of my way! I got a little oven and a couple of pans So I can heat the meat in the back of the van You see food get chilled–old folk weep Hence the oven–do you see? Meals on wheels Feeding the old folk night and day, yow! Meals on wheels Get out of my way! "Faster! Faster! Faster! Bring the beef you bastard!" Cries Paula Abdul–"And don't forget the pasta!" I'm steaming like a bitch down the highways of hell And when I pass you muthas I ring my bell! Meals on wheels Feeding the old folk night and day, yeah! Meals on wheels Get out of my way! Meals on wheels Get out of my way!