Upside Backwards

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Met her at a hotel, somewhere up north She asked if I was into new things, I said "Of course!" So we went down to what she said was her home Next thing you know I had something that looked like a cigarette hanging out the left corner of my mouth And I asked her "Is this a normal cigarette?" She said, she asked me "D-d-d-d-don't you a-f-feel it yet?" I pondered on the question for a minute I made a gesture with my hands to let her know I was into it Then I was distracted by a strange white figure Standing right behind me, breathing down my neck I got a hot flash of sweat She asked me once again "D-d-d-d-d-d-don't you f-f-f-f-f-feel it yet? D-d-d-d-don't you f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-feel it yet?" And I, I said "Feel, feel what?" And then I said something along the lines of Ah! Feels Upside brain Feel a little not alright Sometimes when I think I'm okay I hands down from the size a little, backwards! [Verse 2] Now two to three minutes later I looked down at my phone And realized I had been there for two weeks I stood up and told her "Its about time for me to leave" She looked back at me and said "Is that something you truly believe?" I looked down and was horrified to realize my legs had been replaced by four wooden pegs I was in absolutely no pain But I felt a little uncomfortable about how comfortable I now imagined it would be to sit down upon my body And at that point it was obvious I'd transformed into a piece of furniture I tried to confront her I opened my pillow and asked her "What the fuck was in that cigarette?!" She looked back at me and asked "D-d-d-d-d-d-do you feel it yet?" Life is a little circular, from the square, rectum of a, rectangular form is what I, my m-m-m-m-m-mind decided And I said something I didn't mean when I looked out the left corner of your Similar to your s-s-s-sister's haircut that I thought was a little inappropriate before You told me I was a little ups--backwards