Punk Rock Loser

Lyrics

[Verse 1] When we met, you thought that I could probably change I warned you then, that baby, I don't seem insane But I fucking am, and I'm rocking a little gold chain That ain't real gold, I told you that it's fucking fake I spend my money elsewhere on different things That come in little plastic bags, and they disappear The same night The same night [Chorus] I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous, but I keep things loose I ain't your average punk rock loser Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really cool I tried to warn you I'm loose! [Verse 2] I tried to warn you that I'm bad and I'm loose I'm looser than a piece of a low-hanging fruit And I don't go to parties where folks get dressed up I go to the function just to fuck shit up I warned you, baby, that ain't juice in my cup It's promethazine and a little 7UP I tried to warn you that I'm bad and I'm loose I'm looser than a piece of a low-hanging fruit [Chorus] I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous, but I keep things loose I ain't your average punk rock loser Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really cool I'm loose! I said I'm loose, baby! Woo! [Verse 3] I'm drenched in sweat when I wake up, need to hang up my sheets Pour up a beer and walk out with my shoes on my feet And I don't need nobody tell me how to dress I look in the mirror saying, 'Man, you're the best!' And I'm sorry, honey, but I gotta confess Don't give a fuck about you, I could really care less [Chorus] I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous, but I keep things loose I ain't your average punk rock loser Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really cool I'm really cool, but most of all, I'm loose!