The Song Of The Cebú

Lyrics

[Intro: Narrator] And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Larry the Cucumber presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event: The Song of the Cebu! [Larry] Cebu This is a song about a boy A song about a little boy and his cebus A song about a little boy and his three cebus The little boy who had a sick cebu A sad cebu and a mute cebu And also a hippo Um, um This is me at the airport This is my Aunt Ruth This is me at a bullfight This is me fighting a bull [Jimmy & Jerry Gourd and Junior Asparagus] Ooh! [Larry] This is me and the bull [Jimmy, Jerry & Junior] Ah! [Larry] This is me and the bull and I think that's the bull's cousin He's a cebu! [Archibald Asparagus] Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector a-and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway? [Larry] It's kinda like a cow See? [Archibald] Y-yes Well, very good This could be interesting Carry on! [Larry] Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu! [Jimmy, Jerry & Junior] Cebu! [Verse 1: Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior] Boy is riding with cebu Boy is riding with cebu Into town in his canoe Into town in his canoe Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo moo moo! Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo moo moo! [Verse 2: Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior] Hippo chewing on bamboo Hippo chewing on bamboo Can't see boy and three cebu Can't see boy and three cebu Sad cebu is rowing and crying Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo moo moo! Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo moo moo! [Bridge: Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior, All] Cebu! Cebu! Cebu! Cebu! Achoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Achoo moo moo Achoo moo moo Boo-hoo moo moo Cebu! [Verse 3: Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior] Hippo seen by mute cebu Hippo seen by mute cebu Tries to tell the other two Tries to tell the other two Mute cebu is waving and grunting Mmm-hmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm Mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm [Larry] Uh-oh [Archibald] Wait! What happens next? [Larry] Um [Archibald] Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy injured? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood o-or aluminum? This is quite disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this [Larry Jimmy, Jerry & Junior] Oh look, a cebu! Cebu! No, wait, that's a water buffalo [Verse 4: Jimmy, Jerry & Junior] No more song about cebu Need another verse or two Audience is standing and leaving Bye-bye moo moo Bye-bye moo moo Bye-bye moo moo Bye-bye moo moo moo moo! [Outro: Jimmy & Jerry] I want my money back! Yeah, that'd be, that'd be good