Lyrics

(Spoken: Narrator) And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Bob the tomato unable to sneeze visits The Sneeze Doctor (Intro: Bob) Please... Can Someone Help Me? I Need To Sneeze.... (Mr. Lunt) Wait For The Sneeze Doctor. Just Take A Seat, he'll be right with you (Chorus: Larry) *cat meows* Sneeze If You Want To! Sneeze If You Need To! Don't Hold It In, just be sure that you cover your mouth with a tissue. I Will assist you... (Mr. Lunt, talking) Interesting fact: The average sneeze travels at a rate of one hundred miles an hour. In 2003, Dirk Evert of Grunholz, Germany clocked in at one-fifty. Way to Go Dirk! Danke! (Verse 1: Larry) I Think I Have A Remedy. Perhaps In My Potpourri I Bought It From A Merchant In Spain! For Ultimate Sneeze Satisfaction Try Allergic Reaction Take A Deep Breath, If It Helps You Can Squint At The Sun Or Here's Some Pepper Let's See... I Know! Try This Feather! Don't Be Afraid! Set It Free! Let It Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! (Verse 2: Mr. Lunt) Interesting fact: The photic sneeze reflex or sneezing when exposed to bright light is a genetic trait found in 25 percent of the population. Including Dirk (Pre-Chorus: Dirk, Bob, Larry, Mr. Lunt) Achoo! *cat meows* Ah-ah-ah-ah.... ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah... Ah-ah-ah... Spaaaaain!!!! Achoo! Gesundheit. Which interestingly means "good health" in German Ja! (Chorus: All) Sneeze If You Have To! Sneeze If You Need To! But Apologize If You Accidentally Sneeze On Your Neighbour! Do Them A Favor, Offer Them Coffee And Crumb Cake Or Maybe A Small Side Of French Fries! Soon They Will Realize It Was An Accident... *Bob sneezes very loud, causing to destroy the hospital scene* (Outro: Narrator & Dirk) This Has Been "Silly Songs With Larry"... Tune In Next Time To Hear Dirk Say... Ich bin ein sneezer!