Endangered Love

Lyrics

[NARRATOR, spoken] And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings A silly song We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee In the daytime drama Endangered Love [LARRY] Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (One for me, one for me) Sent from up above (Up above, up above) You are the one I love (I love, I love, I love) [BILL] Please don't cry Bar-ba-ra You're a nice manatee You've been so good to me But I must go into the world And do noble things for the good of all And you can't come because you don't speak French Au revoir [BARBARA] But if you leave, Bill Who will take me to the ball? Who's gonna take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes And new manatee lipstick Who will take me to the ball? [LARRY, spoken] I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee! [BARBARA] Please don't go [BILL] I must! [BARBARA] Don't go! [BILL] I must! [BARBARA] Don't! [BILL] Must! [BARBARA] Don't, don't! [BILL] Must must! [Larry] Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one for me (One for me, one for me) Sent from up above (A manatee from heaven) You are the one I love Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) I'll be your mon amie (Mon amie, mon amie) I'll take you to the ball (To the ball, to the ball) I hope you're not to tall (You might have trouble dancing) [BARBARA, spoken] Bill, I've learned French [BILL, spoken] You have? [BARBARA, spoken] Mais, oui. Je suis manatee. See? [BILL] Oui, oui, mon amie! I always knew you could I really hoped you would Now can we go into the world And do noble things for the good of all? [BARBARA, spoken] Yes, but first, Bill Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball? [BILL, spoken] I can't dance [BARBARA, spoken] You can't? [BILL, spoken] No [BARBARA, spoken] I must go [BILL] Please don't go [BARBARA] I must [BILL] Don't go! [BARBARA] I must! [BILL] Don't! [BARBARA] Must! [BILL] Don't, don't! [BARBARA] Must, must! [LARRY] Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee) You are the one— [BOB, spoken] Larry? What are you doing? [LARRY, spoken] Just watchin' a little TV, Bob [Bob, spoken] Well, maybe you should read a book [LARRY, spoken] Yeah, okay [NARRATOR, spoken] This has been silly songs with Larry Tune in next time to hear Bill say [BILL, spoken] Oh Bar-ba-ra, I've learned to dance [BARBARA, spoken] Oh, Bill