Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh, Billy rolled out on the stage One side, a chocolate glazed In a spotlight sat a squeezebox just a-waitin' to be played The people shifted in their seats, a hush fell on that place As Billy raised his instrument below his chocolate face [Pre-Chorus] He played a tune so softly, so sweetly did he sing To his curler Mary Jo a-waitin' in the wings [Chorus] Amazing glazed, amazing glazed My heart is dazed, my spirits race Oh, Mary Jo, amazing glazed [Verse 2] Cupid, with his bowstring drawn, descended on that scene His arrow pointed at the heart of that sprinkled beauty queen Billy smiled then gasped in shock His happiness destroyed The arrow missed her loving heart and sailed right through the void [Pre-Chorus] He played a tune so softly, so sad and full of soul To his curler Mary Jo and her heartless donut whole [Chorus] Amazing glazed, amazing glazed My heart is dazed, my spirits race Oh, Mary Jo, amazing glazed [Outro] I love you, but you donut love me back