Holiday Employment

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I apologize for the portrait Of your founder by the door Seems I hooked it with an antler Sent it crashing to the floor Not the greatest first impression I'm the first one to admit I'm just thrilled to cross this highway To your office without getting hit I'll do any job you come up with Save for working on a roof I get flashbacks of a gig long ago Still sends shivers up my hoof [Chorus] I seek holiday employment I got mouths to feed and times are hard I need a steady paycheck 'Til the lines go down at Macy's Then it's south, I got a cousin With an Airstream in his yard [Verse 2] Am I married, divorced, or dating? No, I got no current flame And I'm just not into the bar scene Playing all them reindeer games I was hot on a doе named Olive once Guеss she didn't feel the same Olive the lovely reindeer Used to laugh and call me names Please don't call her as a reference Here, lemme cross that out real quick Ring that other number on my resume Make sure you ask for Old Saint Nick [Chorus] I seek holiday employment I got mouths to feed and times are hard I need a steady paycheck 'Til the lines go down at Macy's Then it's south, I got a cousin With an Airstream in his yard [Verse 3] My nose is just a little red Yes I guess I've had a few Well I didn't expect your call today Much less this interview But I'm headin' to the meeting At the church at Sixth and Vine This time I'll stay the course Of course it's one day at a time That glow's a dead-sure giveaway That I've fallen off the track But once upon a Christmas eve It helped find our way back [Chorus] I seek holiday employment I got mouths to feed and times are hard I need a steady paycheck 'Til the lines go down at Macy's Then it's south, I got a cousin With an R.V. in his yard I'll go south, my cousin Blitzen's Got an R.V. in his yard