One Or Two of These Things

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If you were a movie I would be the rest of the story Teeny bits and pieces Scattered 'cross the cuttin' room floor [Verse 2] If you were a picture I would be the crack in the sheetrock wall Right where the nail went in Never quite strong enough to hold on [Pre-Chorus] If you were a championship home run I would be the centerfielder's glove That never heard the cheer for the catch Never stood a chance with your love [Chorus] If you see you in these things In even one or two of these things [Verse 3] If you were a racin' car I would be your racin' car tire Happy going round and round While you set the track on fire [Verse 4] If you were a summer breeze I would be your squeaky screen door That the kids that we dreamed of havin' Let slam while they run through laughin' [Pre-Chorus] If you were 1993 When you up and hit the road If you were the queen of heartbreak city If I had the patience of Job [Chorus] If you see you in these things In even one or two of these things [Mandolin Solo] [Pre-Chorus] If you were my very last day on earth And you spent it sleeping I would tiptoe through this town Murder anybody that made a sound [Chorus] If you see you in these things In even one or two of these things If you see you in these things In even one or two of these things