Male Fantasy

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's a man's world We're the best in so many ways But sometimes, we need a sweet touch (Yeah!) We need it so much, need a, need a sweet escape (Can you take me away?) This goes out to the sexy ladies Who wanna come and spice up our lives (It's so nice!) But if you wanna know what we're dreaming of Get close, baby, I don't bite, it goes like, can I... [Verse 2] Climb in an M1 Abrams Tank? And have a console that plays every game? I wanna ride a jetski! And shoot pucks with Gretzky! Then tour the factory where frozen pizzas are made I wanna see you! ...And? And then I wanna hang with the boys! (It's my choice!) To get freaky with some costumed role-play at the Renaissance Faire! (Oh, it's the Male Fantasy) [Interlude] Some time in the next five years, I'd like to get a hug (It's the Male Fantasy) And have a minimal amount of microplastics in my blood (It's the Male Fantasy) I wanna see God in every creature Reach for the infinite and break the ether (It's the Male Fantasy) Have a sandwich! Then take a nap! Then go back to the pizza factory, 'cause that's on tap [Verse 3] One pizza, several toppings You know it's coming quick 'cause there is no stopping In this factory, they're so damn efficient With a single button press, you watch the red sauce glisten I like my cheese mozzerel', my meat pepperon' And also the dough, I should've said that earlier Not none of that cauliflower shit It ain't crisp, it just tastes like sticks [Verse 4] Then the robots make it for me Conveyor belts going straight to my freezer Where I can eat it at my leisure Does it compare to delivery? Nur It's probably much, much worse The chemicals within it can probably put you in a hearse Ain't it the best way to go, though? Cremate my remains and go and spread 'em in the dough, yo [Outro] Y'already know It's the Male Fantasy! Ha-ha! That's for true It's the Male Fantasy! Ha-ha! Say it again Alright, you don't have to if you don't want to. It's just a suggestion