Are You Frickin’ Kidding Me?

Lyrics

Hanging at the pool by myself Reading a book to let a little knowledge in My chick calls, she's got something to say About her day, I'm sure only positive! (She says:) "My boss is acting like a real jerk!" ("Man, still?") "She's making it hard to go to work!" ("Not chill!") "And what's worse, no one will call her out!" I say: "That sounds like it's really frustrating." She says: "No, I wouldn't say that it's frustrating." And I say: "Eughh, okay, what would you say it is?" And she says: "Well, personally, I find it more, uh, vexing..." That's what I literally just just said! (These words have the same meaning!) You're just sayin' it again! And now you're making me upset ('Cuz I know that you know) That the prose that I chose was more than adequate Ooh, but it wasn't spot on with what you had in your head So my word gift gets shot down dead It's what I literally just said! The same thing! "Vexing" and "frustrating", it's the same thing! If you don't like my adjectives, go have a conversation by yourself! It's actually "technically." What!? It's not "literally" what you just said, it's "technically" what you just said God fucking dammit!