Lyrics

[Intro: Monoxide] You wanna Flexerall? [Verse 1: Jamie Madrox] I'm saying suck my dick like a peppermint stick, I'm feeling really good (Really good!) It's twenty below, the streets are covered in snow and it's Christmas in the hood (Fuck yeah!) All them lights are twinkling, and my heart is full of glee My feet are ice cold (Cold), and my hands are numb (Numb), and I'm lookin' for a Christmas tree At least that's what I told the cop as I stood with an axe in hand (Motherfucker!) And then broke away quick runnin' fast as hell screamin' "Catch me if you can!" (Motherfucker!) The cop gave chase then slipped on ice and doughnuts went everywhere (Everywhere!) There were jelly filled here, and Krispy Kreme, and Bear Claws sprinkled everywhere [Chorus: Jamie Madrox] You can't stop me! (Me!) Because (I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus) He never brought me shit and this shit will be his downfall (I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus, ki-killin' Santa Claus) [Verse 2: Monoxide] I'm on a mission in a one horse open sleigh, lookin' for Santa Claus 'Cause I'ma kick him in his balls, bitch I don't play and if I get my way "Then everyone of those goddamn reindeer are gonna pay" And I'm gonna let the police mingle While they're pickin' of the pieces of Kris Kringle There's blood from the streets to the shingles I give a fuck about about some jinglin' bells and good cheer 'Cause he done skipped me for the last time this year I'm on the hunt like I'm lookin' for ghosts But really I'm lookin' for them Christmas hoofs to put one in his throat I'm on the pump on my way to the North Poll for this bitch And I'm hope he knows that I'm comin' 'cause get this There ain't gonna be no more chimney visits 'Cause I'm leavin' him in pieces smaller than Jiminy Cricket's [Chorus: Jamie Madrox] You can't stop me! (Me!) Because (I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus) He never brought me shit and this shit will be his downfall (I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus, ki-killin' Santa Claus) [Verse 3: Jamie Madrox] Creep to the snowbank, hidin' in the dark Tryna stay still so the dogs won't bark Waited for an hour and still he never showed This shit is takin' forever, my face is fuckin' froze Then I heard the slight little jingle of a bell And my ears perked up, was it him? Couldn't tell Grab my axe with both hands, hold it steady With the element of surprise you know that I was ready Snow started fallin' from down on the rooftop And it had to be him and his head I'm finnin' to chop Grab the ladder, started climbin' upwards Bitch is smashin' in his face while I'm screamin' a cuss word Thought I was quiet but I must have made a noise 'Cause him and all his reindeer boys was lookin' at me So I was like "What the fuck y'all wanna do?" Then Santa went for his gat like "Santa's gonna blast you" [Chorus: Jamie Madrox] You can't stop me! (Me!) Because (I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus) He never brought me shit and this shit will be his downfall (I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus, ki-killin' Santa Claus) You can't stop me! (Me!) Because (I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus) He never brought me shit and this shit will be his downfall (I'm on a mission and my mission is killin' Santa Claus, ki-killin' Santa, Santa Claus)