Waiting On Christmas Gifts

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Monoxide] With so much Drama in the D-E-T It's kinda hard putting trimmings on my Christmas tree But, I some how, some way Keep coming up with fresh ass nizzle just to drizzle on the way May I, wrap another gift So that I, can sneak up in your house In the bedroom, everybody tripping Roasting chestnuts, waiting on Santa to come I got Blaze in the living room drinking eggnog Jamie's in the kitchen and he rolling the bomb I got Little Eric Loder dressed up like a Elf And, all they keep saying is "go fuck yourself" So, turn off the lights and close the doors (Man for what?) Santa Claus, ho! And, we gonna blow ounce with him G's up, hoes down, I got Santa Claus high as shit [Chorus] Sitting by the tree, sipping eggnog Waiting on Christmas gifts (Eggnog) With my Mind on my presents And my presents on my mind Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog Waiting on Christmas gifts (Eggnog) With my mind on my presents And my presents on my mind [Verse 2: Jamie Madrox] Mixing Eggnog and Gin Everybody got their cups but they ain't chipped in Well I called up Blaze told him, time for dime He said him and Anybody coming through at nine See everything is fine, 'cause I'm feeling all Christmas-y And I'm standing right next to the Christmas tree Seeing the blinking lights made me sick But I always decorate every year for Saint Nick So, there ain't no chance he gonna pass me up Got some cocoa in a cup and some Hydro in a blunt That uh, I am gonna smoke with Santa Claus Get him all shit-faced till the break of dawn And, watch him fly off in the night "Hey thanks for the presents, I hope you make it home alright" Before he left he said "Hey, listen bro" "You're the first stop I made, I got a billion more to go" [Chorus] Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog Waiting on Christmas gifts (Eggnog) With my Mind on my presents And my presents on my mind Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog Waiting on Christmas gifts (Eggnog) With my Mind on my presents And my presents on my mind [Verse 3: Blaze] Later on Christmas Day, my homie Violent J Came through with a gift for me And a dope ass fruit cake "aight dawg" With a phat ass joint with the blue cots That make ya choke, with some bud, ain't no joke Had to take a step back, sit my eggnog down Knocking Rum and cot, I'm fucked up now But ain't no body clap, the presents are wrapped Shaggy stopped through with a 40 in a sac "roll it up" Smoke with Santa, break with the elves They supposed to stop by at a half past twelve [Chorus] Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog Waiting on Christmas gifts (Eggnog) With my Mind on my presents And my presents on my mind Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog Waiting on Christmas gifts (Eggnog) With my Mind on my presents And my presents on my mind Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog Waiting on Christmas gifts (Eggnog) With my Mind on my presents And my presents on my mind Sitting by the tree sipping eggnog Waiting on Christmas gifts (Eggnog) With my Mind on my presents And my presents on my mind [Outro: Jamie Madrox] Shit, if I'd have known we was getting shit for free I'd have pulled my dick out!