Neanderthal Dyke

Lyrics

Patriarchal standards of beauty Is what my P.C. girlfriend will have me refuting She's got a great mind and an even better booty Makes me feel like raping and looting Neanderthal dyke Neanderthal dyke Never read Daly I ride a big bike Feminist theory gets me uptight Get in some heels and lipstick And I'll spend the night My political consciousness is fried I'm not exactly woman-identified I don't give a shit, I just wanna get laid By curvy little hot and sexy eyeliner babes Neanderthal dyke Neanderthal dyke Never read Dworkin I ride a big bike Feminist theory gets me uptight Get in some heels and lipstick And I'll spend the night You serious bitches You callin' me a sell-out? Why don't you just grab a babe Suck some face and chill out Maybe if you gave all that P.C. shit a rest You'd get yourself some action Instead of being such a pest Neanderthal dyke Neanderthal dyke Never read McKinnon I ride a big bike Feminist theory gets me uptight Get in some heels and lipstick And I'll spend the night Pseudo intellectual sluts You went to school Did you learn ho to fuck? "Will it play at Michigan, is it correct?" Does it walk with a swivel? Is it willing to neck? That's it Neanderthal dyke Neanderthal dyke I read Kathleen Hanna I ride a big bike Feminist theory gets me uptight Get in some heels, baby And I'll spend the night Feminist theory gives me a pain Besides I think you like the fact I'm low on The food chain Don'tcha?