Lyrics

Punk rock band touring the USA Stopping along the American highway Roll into the truck stop 'cause I gotta take a leak Everybody's staring like I'm some kind of freak Fuck all this attention I think I'll try to sneak Into the ladies room Without getting caught Excuse me, sir? Over by the stall? Um, wrong bathroom Men's is down the hall So I pull up my shirt To prove I'm the right gender But the looks they're giving me Are anything but tender What's your problem? I ain't got a member Fine, I'll go into the boys room But it really fucking stinks What's with your aim boy You trying to hit the tank? Your tomcat spray By men is so rank So for you I left a present: Put a tampon on the sink Yeah my hair's pink, I'm the missing link, you don't have a missing link bathroom! Uh, are you a girl? Your titties are kinda small.. I'm still confused.. The men's is down the hall! Is that a he or a she Is that a him or a her Oh excuse me ma'am -uh, sir? Am I supposed to feel ashamed 'Cause you're confused 'Cause I don't fit in your box you loser I'm gonna have a bladder burst While you ponder gender! Excuse me sir! Over by the stall! Wrong fucking bathroom! The men's is down the hall! Poor, tired, pathetic but cute Trying to limit me with your dichotomy Simple minds built two kinds And I'm number three You and rush don't know shit about me So where do we meet Or give me my free Condoms in every bathroom