Lyrics

I'm checking out your babe She's hot I'm checking out your babe So what Does it make you nervous Does it make you twitch When you see a woman Checking out your B-b-b-b-b-b-babe Hang on tight Or she might be bored With your one trick pony Be prepared to walk into your lair And find she's strapped it on And wants to bone you When you can't get it up And you think you can't fuck Cuz your tongue was just made For talking Don't be surprised if She stops waiting for a rise Outta you and sends you walking Hey playboy So you think she's your playtoy Made for your sensual pleasure Don't get upset, don't pitch a shit fit When you see the two of us together She thinks you're a dolt She's looking for a jolt From someone who understands She's weary of neglect She wants simple respect From someone with a small hand Better be sweet quit beating your meat You might find a girl in her pants Listen to her you'll be missing her When she's ripping it up with some fine young pups Like us Like your wife (?) Can't keep it up (?) You know who's the daddy (?) She tried it once, she might try it twice Is that a mirror in your pants? Should I try and see myself in it? (?) Yo baby come check out my Mercedes (?) My dick is bigger, 'cause your dick is smaller Your dick is smaller 'cause my dick is bigger My chain is bigger 'cause chain is smaller