The Fight

Lyrics

[JASON] Just look at me I'm a world-class traveler Each Friday night Travel travel travel From her house to his house First take the 104 With my computer I am just a little kid Not a commuter And each Sunday night Mother comes to get me And I hear them fight Everybody's yelling about the bar mitzvah It's not a wrestling match Why are they sweating? It's not a funeral What's so upsetting? It's a celebration Where I get presents But everybody's yelling And everybody's ruining it It's a celebration Where I get richer But everybody's yelling And everybody's ruining it Everybody's ruining it Why, oh, why? What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah? [JASON, MARVIN & TRINA] What have we done that they'd (we'd) ruin my (your) bar mitzvah? [TRINA] I want the Applebaums They're lovely, and they like me [MARVIN] They're boring She just likes the way you dress [MENDEL] Well, who wouldn't? [TRINA] Have the Applebaums [MARVIN] Screw the Applebaums [JASON] Please don't do this! [MARVIN] Saul's a jerk [TRINA] Have them [MARVIN] Nix them! [MENDEL] Long live the Applebaums! Arguing takes work [JASON] I hate this! [MARVIN] Blame her! It is all a waste [TRINA, spoken] Ugh, you're gonna blame me? You have paintings of dicks! (sung) Don't talk to me about taste [JASON, spoken] Stop! I don't want a bar mitzvah. Okay? I don't want a bar mitzvah! [MARVIN & TRINA] What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah? What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah? How do you think we How do you think we How do you think we feel about that?