Cocktales

Lyrics

[Chorus] These are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You don't like my dirty raps? You can go to hell 'Cause $hort Dawg is on the mic tellin' cocktales [Verse 1] H-E-A-D All you washed-up hoes tryna throw that P You just a big freak, you better not complain When you hear these cocktales and you hear yo' name If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing I'll pick up the phone and call Janine If I call Marie, I know for a fact I'm gettin' sucked in my drop-top Cadillac I met this freak named Naomi Straight dick-sucker, worked me and my homie She had a girlfriend, her name was Vickie I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina Tina, Tina, the sperm cleaner I took her to my house and I told her "strip" Baby got freaky, started doing the splits I said, "Beyotch! Do what you want 'Cause this true-blue mack won't even front" I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum Pussy so tight it, wouldn't give me none I'm Sir Too $hort, baby, couldn't be no punk I'm tryna get freaky 'cause I love the funk My dick is big and her nigga had a little one I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun I know you stop and wonder just what it is It's the California lifestyle that I live See I'm from the Crew, Dangerous, bitch Tellin' everybody 'bout this freaky shit I know this bitch named Annette Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick Hella freaky, won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga, that's your bitch I know another freak, her name's Joanne I always get the pussy 'cause I know I can Finest bitch around, ain't got no man Every time she cross my mind, I go fuck her again She's like another freak named Christina Bitch so dumb, I named her "misdemeanor" 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum In her mouth, you know I did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch And go dig in them guts like a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder [Chorus] These are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You don't like my dirty raps? You can go to hell 'Cause $hort Dawg is on the mic tellin' cocktales [Verse 2] I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy Fucking MC's 'cause she's so nasty See her backstage tryna throw that ass She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy You can't stop the bitch Let her roll on vogues, then I drop the bitch My name is Short, my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these songs I know a bitch named Stephanie Do anything she can to have sex with me She really don't bring out the best in me But I love her fine ass layin' next to me She's like another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold I took her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie Angie called me up about two weeks later Talking some shit about "Do me, player" So I did her just like Tamara Taking naked pictures with my Polaroid camera Next they told a bitch named Raquel Got my skin all under her fingernails She was diggin' in my back while I grind the shit That was way back, now I can't find the bitch But if I do, I'll probably do the same again Break the bitch for everything, 'cause I came to pimp I'm Too Short, baby, I don't stop mackin' I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin' You can bet your life as I spit these raps I'll be fucking 'em up like that, bitch I know a bitch, her name was Sherry I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get married Pussy so good and I do mean very Sometimes it's shaved, sometimes it's hairy I'm $hort Dawg, ain't nothin' nice You ever make me mad and I'll fuck your wife Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch [Pre-Hook] Like my other little tramp named Erica Anywhere I want to fuck, that's where I'll fuck 'Cause she's the freakiest bitch in America And every time I get the pussy, I just tear it up [Chorus] These are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You don't like my dirty raps? You can go to hell 'Cause $hort Dawg is on the mic tellin' cocktales [Outro] Beyotch! And it don't stop to the beat