Ain’t Nothing Like Pimpin’

Lyrics

[Chorus: Too $hort] Ain't nuthin' like pimpin' just let it roll Motherfucking shit goddamn asshole Ain't nuthin' like pimpin' just don't quit Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch [Verse 1: Too $hort] My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so I'm from the "O" I go for what I know And like I told your ass before you can fuck my ho I ride nuthin' but vogues, ain't hittin' no switches Top down in my Caddy just me and my bitches With a Ziplock bag full of green weed I roll it all up 'cause I'm a fiend in need Of some dank smoke all up in my chest Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress 'Cause we getting funky on album nine I smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine Studio's in a cloud Smelling kind of loud Nuthin' like pimpin' Nigga fuck Bill Clinton Make me the motherfucking president I'll make the White House a ho house and all the pimps To just set up shops like they do in Vegas Legalize pimpin' for all the playa's Puttin' fine ass bitches on the streets in the hood Every year a nigga trade for a new Fleetwood You know I'm rollin', I can't be faking I come through and all your hoes I'm taking You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin' I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nuthin' like pimpin' Ain't nuthin' like the pimp game you should know Never love a bitch or a ho You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp Don't get mad now nigga want to shove the bitch 'Cause a year ago, you know, you loved the bitch Now your stomach's upset and your feelings are hurt She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt Bitch, slipped up and hit your ass for a lick Talking that mother fucking baby shit You's a punk ass nigga can't you see Thatz the difference between niggas like you and me I got bitches, on my mind It's been like that for a real long time I know the way them hoes take your cash They let you fuck and make you pay up fast Trick nigga, why you wanna be like that Let them trifling bitches take your fat ass stack Couldn't tell them hoes nuthin' but the punk in you 'Cause they already know what they want from you Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the bitch just fine She'll be taking all of yours and can't fuck with mine I'm the M to the A to the C and K All you playa hating niggas shouldn't be that way [Chorus: Too $hort] There ain't nuthin' like pimpin' just let it roll Motherfucking shit goddamn asshole Ain't nuthin' like pimpin' just don't quit Motherfuck you damn shit head bitch [Verse 2: Too $hort] Lights, camera, action, cut Hollywood look out the bitch is comin' up She took acting classes 'bout to be on her way On a Greyhound bus from home to LA She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top A few auditions land a job I was down in LA, hit the club for a drink I'm a player ass nigga tell me what do ya think I walked up to the bitch in my clean ass suit And I told her, I've been watching you I peeped you out from the bar You must be a model or a movie star She said "No, but that's my dream To see my face on the movie screen" I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying All you need is me; you don't need no agent" I'm a pimp ass nigga and the game don't stop "All you gotta do is fuck a few big shots 'Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back" She was sucking up the game, down to do all that She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp" But the nigga in the suit ain't nuthin but a pimp And all them white guys you had sex with They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks She came to me and said it just won't last I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her ass 'Cause all she wanted was the fame But you can't get shit when you don't have game [Chorus: Too $hort] Guerilla pimpin' just let it roll Motherfucking shit goddamn asshole Guerilla pimps just don't quit I say motherfuck you damn shithead bitch [Outro: MC Breed & Too $hort] Ain't nuthin' like pimpin' now you know I want a bitch that's an everyday ho, just a beyotch There ain't nuthin' like pimpin' now you know I want a bitch that's a top notch ho, just a beyotch Motherfuck you damn shithead bitch Ain't nuthin' like pimpin' now you know I want a bitch that's an everyday ho, just a beyotch Motherfucking shit god damn asshole There ain't nuthin' like pimpin' now you know I want a bitch that's an everyday ho, just a beyotch Say motherfuck you damn shithead beyotch! Mmm-mmm-mmmmmm Motherfucking shit god damn asshole Nuthin' but a pimp Motherfuck you damn shithead bitch Short Dogg ain't nuthin' but a pimp Motherfucking shit god damn asshole Cusswords, motherfuck you damn shithead beyotch! Nuthin' like pimpin' now you know Ain't nuthin' like pimpin', so, now you know Beyotch! There ain't nothing like pimpin' now you know Ain't nuthin like pimping damn shithead bitch Ain't nuthin' like pimpin', so, now you know There ain't nothing like pimping god damn asshole Ah That's it nigga, there is no more, life is... [Skit: The DOC & MC Breed] That's deep, yeah, that right, there ain't nothing like a bitch Ain't nothing like a motherfucking BITCH! You, nasty, once a month bleeding motherfucking nasty ass motherfuck it *Takes a deep breath* BITCH! I hate your motherfucking ass! You motherfucking BEYOTCH!!!! Beyotch! And your momma too! Fuck all y'all! Hahahaha