asdfmovie: deleted scenes

Lyrics

[Skit 1] Have you seen the baby?! No! I think he got outside. *Person B's face unzips to reveal the baby* You fool... [Intro] Everybody do the flop! [Skit 2] *Person B continuously tries to insert an envelope into Person A like a mailbox* No, no! Stop it! NOOO-! [Skit 3] I am depressed. SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES This does not help. [Skit 4] Hey, buddy, look over here! *Person B looks at the sun* Ha ha! Now you're blind! [Skit 5] What's goin' on guys? Larry, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks. *Larry breaks Person C's neck* What are ya talkin' about? Larry! What? LARRY!!! *Larry breaks Person B's neck* [Skit 6] Hey! Cool hat! *Person A takes Person B's hat and put it on* *The hat falls over Person A engulfing him* [Skit 7] No, Susie! Don't walk in the road! *Susie makes it to the other side* Look, mom! I made it! *Susie gets crushed by a stegosaurus* I am a stegosaurus! [Skit 8] *Person A is winding a Jack-In-The-Box* *The camera pans out to see Person B and C, policemen, taking photos of a crime scene with 3 murders* [Skit 9] Happy birthday! *Camera pans to a woman giving birth and screaming* *Pop sound* It's a boy! [Skit 10] Invisible Billy Adventure! Hey, Billy! Catch the Frisbee! *The Frisbee slices off Billy's head and his body falls to the ground* B- Billy? [Skit 11] Sir? I'm afraid you have, brain cancer. SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES *Person B's head is turned into a pineapple* Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore. *Person B's pineapple head falls to the ground* [Skit 12] Save me SuperGuy! No. *Person A looses grip of the cliff* You're a diiiii~ [Skit 13] Hey, Apple? Apple? Apple? Hey, Apple! Well, we failed. *The dad pulls out a shotgun, cocks it, and aims it at his son* Don't look, honey. [Skit 14] Hello, Mine Turtle! Hello! SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES *A pineapple lands on Mine Turtle's button and he explodes* [Skit 15] He's a magical pony flying through the sk- *The magical pony gets hit with a rocket. It's head falls onto a man's head* I love it! [Skit 16] Hey. You know who's gay? *Cuts to Person A and B at their wedding* Us. [Outro] Hey. You should buy some asdfmovie t-shits at SharkRobot.com I wanna buy a boat. OH YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH