asdfmovie15: deleted scenes (adsmovie)

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[Subtle Foreshadowing] TomSka: This video is sponsored by SurfShark VPN. [Skit 1] Oh God, honey! You turned into a giraffe! I'm right here. Excuse me, I am talking to my wife! [Skit 2] *Person A is reading a book titled 'How To Explode'* Oh- *Person A explodes* [Skit 3] The Adventure of Mrs. Honky Horn! I'm sorry, it's terminal *Mrs. Honky Horn honks sadly* [Skit 4] There! Are you happy now? No! Then I'll see you next week! [Skit 5] *Starts with a man dead on the ground with a knife in his chest* He's got a knife! *The cop starts shooting the dead man* [Skit 6: Both] I'm number 1! And I'm number 2! Put us together and we make -meth. [Skit 7] What arе you, gay? Yeah! *They make out sеxy-style* [Skit 8] Who ordered pizza? *Camera cuts to a funeral* *The man in the casket pops out* Oh! My pizza! [Skit 9] Do you take Deborah to be your lawfully wedded wife? That's classified. *Agent guy then starts surfing with his not-yet-wife in his arms, like a badass* [[[SPONSER SEGMENT]]] TomSka: And now, a word from our sponsor. SurfShark Logo: beans. *the crowd goes wild* [Skit 10 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark protects you from hackers and malware] Oh no! Someone is hacking my computer! That's not a computer. That's a steering wheel. Oh. *Then they drive off a cliff* [Skit 11 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark protects your anonymity online] Hey baby, what's you name? Hehe, I don't know. What? [Skit 12 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark has more than 3200 servers in over 100 countries] Can you please speak English? *The Chicken speaks Filipino, but translated to English, she says:* "You've got some nerve talking to me like that, you animal!" [Skit 13 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark allows you to content you otherwise couldn't] Hey, wanna see that new movie? I h a v e a l r e a d y s e e n i t . oh, you've seen everything. I ' m s o r r y . [Skit 14 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark works in on an unlimited number of devices] Have you seen my phone? No. Oh God, it's escaped! *Her phone runs across the screen* [Skit 15 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark... loves you] My love? Will you -scanthisQRcodeorclickthelinkinthedescriptionandusecode"TOMSKAFRIENDS"togetanextra4months ...for free? *The Chicken speaks Filipino, but translated to English, she says:* "You're really shameless, aren't you? I don't even know you, leave me alone!" [the end] more like adsmovie lol