asdfmite (marmite is terrible)

Lyrics

[Skit 1: marmite finds the pony] Marmite, have you seen my pony? Yes. I ate him. *Little Girl cries* [Skit 2: marmite makes a new friend] Marmite, why does no one like you? *Man gets set on fire by Marmite* Oh, yeah... [Skit 3: marmite gives directions] *Man is driving* Hey, uh, how do I get to your place again? *Marmite tells him over the phone* Okay, thanks. *Man hangs up the phone, then crashes into a wall* [Skit 4: marmite gives moral support] Steve, I'm giving you a promotion. MARMITE. Yep, you're fired. [Skit 5: marmite saves the day] Honey, I'm ho- MARMITE! What are you doing?! I'm sleeping with your wife, John. uh... yeah... you are...