The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Along the trail you'll find me lopin' Where the spaces are wide open In the land of the old AEC, yee-hoo! Where the scenery's attractive And the air is radioactive Oh, the Wild West is where I wanna be [Verse 2] 'Mid the sagebrush and the cactus I'll watch the fellows practice Droppin' bombs through the clean desert breeze, a-ha! I'll have on my sombrero And of course I'll wear a pair o' Levis over my lead BVDs [Bridge] I will leave the city's rush Leave the fancy and the plush Leave the snow and leave the slush And the crowds I will seek the desert's hush Where the scenery is lush How I long to see the mush- Room clouds [Verse 3] 'Mid the yuccas and the thistles I'll watch the guided missiles While the old FBI watches me, yee-hoo! Yes, I'll soon make my appearance (Soon as I can get my clearance) 'Cause the Wild West is where I wanna be