Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

Lyrics
[Verse 1] Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here Life is skittles and life is beer I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring I do, don't you? 'Course you do But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me And makes every Sunday a treat for me [Chorus] All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon When we're poisoning pigeons in the park Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me As we poison the pigeons in the park [Verse 2] When they see us coming The birdies all try an' hide But they still go for peanuts When coated with cyanide [Chorus] The sun's shining bright Everything seems all right When we're poisoning pigeons in the park [Verse 3] We've gained notoriety and caused much anxiety In the Audubon Society with our games They call it impiety and lack of propriety And quite a variety of unpleasant names But it's not against any religion To want to dispose of a pigeon [Chorus] So if Sunday you're free, why don't you come with me? And we'll poison the pigeons in the park And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two While we're poisoning pigeons in the park [Verse 4] We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment Except for the few we take home to experiment My pulse will be quickenin' with each drop of strych'nine We feed to a pigeon, It just takes a smidgin To poison a pigeon in the park
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Credits
- Writers
- Tom Lehrer