THROGUH SONG

Lyrics

[John, spoken]: Hi, I'm John Egbert, and I'd like to tell you about my rock opera that's totally like- OH MY GOD, DAVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THE GROUND WRITHING IN PAIN. [Dave, spoken]: Nothing, nothing, John, just ignore me, I'm not PREGNANT. [John, spoken]: Oh my god, Dave, what happened to you? [Dave, spoken]: I'm...I'm lying...I am pregnant. [John, spoken]: How- how- how is that possible? Who's the father?! [Dave, spoken]: The father I can't tell you, John. [John, spoken]: But then...who's the baby?! [Dave, spoken]: The baby, John... is you! [John, spoken]: NO, DAVE! [Dave, spoken]: You're the baby. [John, spoken]: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Dave, spoken]: All of the babies. All of them. [John, spoken]: We have to get you to a hospi-pital, what are you- what are you saying?! [Dave, spoken]: John, I guess the only way you can understand...is through song.