The Baby is You

Lyrics

[DAVE]: I was sittin' around, in the middle of night, all bored with nothin' to do I called up a friend, he put some stuff in my end, I taught him a hundred different ways to screw [JOHN, spoken]: Oh, Dave! [DAVE]: I conksucked his boots, touched his immigrants, the chips just started to fall Now, after the night, I was given a fright: A baby tummy shaped like a ball. Damn, John I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you Birth my best friend, it's true [JOHN, spoken]: Oh, no... [DAVE]: I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you Koalababies up the avenue I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you My ovaries are out the wazoo [JOHN, spoken]: Oh, no! [DAVE]: I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you (spoken) You're gonna come out my hoo-hoo.  [JOHN, spoken]: But how is that possible? [DAVE, spoken]: I don't know. Such is the magic of Skaia.  He entered all of my...seven gates.  [JOHN, spoken]: Oh... [DAVE, spoken]: He touched me, John.  [JOHN, spoken]: Meow... [DAVE, spoken]: And prototyped my medium. Now my kernelsprite is rich with data. And now...you're the baby! [JOHN, spoken]: NOOOOOOOO! [DAVE, spoken]: Open wide! [TOBY FOX?, spoken]: What the fuck, FL studio? (laughter) [DAVE] I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you I'm birthin' best friend, it's true I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you Koalababies up the avenue I'm havin' a baby, and the baby is you My ovaries are out the wazoo I'm havin' a baby, and the baby wears shoes Babies, babies, babies, babies Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies, babies [JOHN] You're havin' a baby, and the baby is me Ah, birthin' best friend, it's true! You're havin' a baby, and the baby is me Koalababies up the avenue You're havin' a baby, and the baby is me Your ovaries are out the wazoo You're havin' a baby, and the baby wears shoes Babies, babies, babies, babies (scatting)