Rose Pragnant

Lyrics

[JOHN, spoken]: Dave, you need to hang in there! [ROSE, background]: Oh my god, i hate GarageBand so much [KARKAT, spoken]: The baby just won't come out.  [ROSE, background]: What the fuck is this fucking metronome shit?! [DAVE, spoken]: I'm not ready.   There are some things I have to clean up first.  [JOHN, spoken]: It's a car! [DAVE, spoken]: Holy crap, it's a car.  [ROSE, spoken]: I came as fast as I could.  [DAVE, spoken]: Rose, I'm glad you're here. I need to talk to you about… [ROSE, spoken]: I'm serious, I'm a serious…actor.  [DAVE, spoken]: …this big baby in my mommy tummy… [ROSE, spoken]: Voice actor! VA. Indubitably. I will embiggen my words less, so you can understand me.  [DAVE, spoken]: Let's not talk. Let's…sing. Like old times.  [UNKNOWN SPEAKER]: Rose is pregnant and she can't sing, okay? It's a problem.  [DAVE, spoken]: ROOOOOSE! [ROSE, spoken]: Roooose! [DAVE, spoken]: It's only fair… [ROSE, spoken]: Besides, singing is passé for those of a caliber like ours.  Let us engage in that ancient art far superior: rap.  (excerpts from Rose's voice actor's mic tests) [ROSE, spoken]: It happened [UNKNOWN SPEAKER 1]: Make it happen, Lalonde- [UNKNOWN SPEAKER 2]: SUCK THAT BITCH'S DICK [ROSE, spoken]: I'm going to- That's not what I'm doing! That's the opposite of what I'm doing! Alright... [tap tap] [ROSE, spoken]: As- Bluh! It's not recording! I came as fast as I could! Indubitably, I can- LAH BLUH DU BA!