The Rose Rap

Lyrics

[ROSE, spoken] All right, Strider, let's do this thing.  Strider, let me break it down like this for ya.  (sung) There once was a violet femme fatale Whose violent violin sung sweet without The tables of a boy who turned tricks and treats Like icy halloween breeze, so fresh were his beats But alone they were weak, no revolution Together, over time, there was an evolution They met on the net and there was a fusion Like Danimals yogurt breakfast frusion Hearts And minds And souls And hearts They loved Each other You bag Of farts They promised to be each other's baby mommy babies But now they're caught in their lies Their fingers in another person's pies Guilty of another person's scabies Strider, heart to heart Don't treat me like a fool You may have played me, but my heart waylaid me I wanna be your baby mommy too [DAVE]: Rose, I know how you're feeling I know your emotions I want you to know I mirror your devotion You won't see this kind of depravity on the Serengeti Woop! There goes gravity Mom's spaghetti I screwed up, I fucked up I got screwed and fucked I'm the baby of bad choices and my little legs are tucked I wanted to be true, make you a faithful hubby But you know I can't do it, just too much trubby We're related, Rose, that's the problem, not the other We can't be baby mommy daddies 'cause you're my sis and I'm your brother These feelings that you're feeling, I share the same idea I know I screwed up and probably caught gonorrhea (spoken) But the truth, Rose, is that...we can't have a baby because it will be retarded, and besides, incest is disgusting, and, um...anyone that condones pedophilia or incest is, um...bad, and they should see a psychiatrist, and also...will you marry me so we can have this baby together.  [ROSE, spoken]: Yes, Dave! Take me away! [DAVE & ROSE]: Strider, heart to heart I wanna treat you like a fool You may have played me, but my heart waylaid me I wanna be your baby mommy Wanna be your baby mommy Baby mommy, baby mommy, tooooo [ROSE, spoken]: Oh my god, I hate GarageBand so much.  I came as fast as I could.  Dave, I lied! [DAVE, spoken]: Rose, I, I mean, I think we can work through this- [ROSE, spoken]: No, I lied! I'm not pregnant! I'm just fat.  [DAVE, spoken]: Oh, Rose.  I don't care.  Being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA forum... [KARKAT, spoken]: I'm going to throw up.  [DAVE, spoken]: But... Shipping us together is not, for some reason.  [JOHN, spoken]: Gross! Everyone cover your eyes! The two naked incestuous pregnant teenagers are...kissing... Gross... [KARKAT, spoken]: MMmmMMMMmmmm! [ROSE, spoken]: (gross kissing noises) That's hot.