Bootes

Lyrics

[DAVE, spoken]: Oh my god...John... The baby...is a baby...is a baby... [JOHN, spoken]: Dave, you're losing your water break. We can't go to the hospital now! [DAVE, spoken]: You're right, there's no time.  We must go to Mount Prospit, where I myself was born.  [JOHN, spoken]: You were born in a lab, Dave, and I'm your lab daddy.  [DAVE, spoken]: Just shut up, Dad, 'cause you're my baby now.  And you're the one that's gonna have man titties in your face... [JOHN, spoken]: What? [DAVE, spoken]: Man titties in your face! [JOHN, spoken]: No, no, gross... [DAVE, spoken]: Man titties in your faaace... [JOHN, spoken]: Dave, put your fucking shirt on! [DAVE, spoken]: Man titties... [JOHN, spoken]: I'm not even born yet, that's not fair! [DAVE, spoken]: Oh my god.  Someone needs to deliver this baby...RIGHT NOW.  [KARKAT, spoken]: I can do that.  [JOHN, spoken]: Karkat, what the fuck are you doing? [KARKAT, spoken]: Delivering babies...I did it once. I can do it again.  [JOHN, spoken]: Leave it up to me, Karkat.  [KARKAT, spoken]: No. No, I can't, you're...a baby.  I must do this, I must be the...midwife.  John, there are some things you can't know.  [JOHN, spoken]: Like what? [DAVE, spoken]: Please just reach inside me.  [KARKAT, spoken]: Let's sing a fucking song.  (sung) Once upon a time On top of a mountain A baby was sitting in a water fountain His name was Dave and he was supreme His booties were covered in peaches and cream That story, today, is totally...irrelevant... I'm a troll And John I wanna fuck you out of hate I wanna fuck you out of hate 'cause I'm Karkat (spoken) MMmmMMMMmmmm! [DAVE, spoken]: Oh my god, please stop this singing shit.  I have to have this baby now! Ah! [KARKAT, spoken]: MMmmMMMMmmmm! Mmmmm...