Lyrics

It was late one night in the pale moonlight All the vegetables gave a spree They put up a sign said the dance is at 9 And all the admissions were free There were peas and greens Cabbage and beans It was the biggest sight you ever did see When old man cucumber Struck up that number You should've heard the vegetables scream Well little turnip top did the backwards flop The cabbage shook the shimmy And she could not stop And the little red beet shook his feet Watermelon died of the cock eyed heat Little tomata agitata Shook the shimmy with the sweet potata And old man garlic dropped dead of the colic Down at the barnyard dance