Interlude 10

Lyrics

[Jiggly] I'm afraid I have some bad news, you guys [Alaska] You're singing a second song? [Jiggly] No [Manila] Michelle Visage is out there and she's going to read us all to filth? [Jiggly] No! [Katya] You read my diary and now you know all about the time I when was 15 and I stole my family's minivan and I accidentally backed over my stepfather with it so I could go to that God damn Katy Perry concert, and when I came home, he was still in the driveway moaning 'Doris, I can't feel my legs' [All] What?! [Katya] Just kidding [Jiggly] No, Peppermint has stage fright again. She's locked herself in the ladies' room and won't come out [Manila] But- The show must go on! [Alaska] Wow. Did you just make that up? [Manila] Don't come for me Alaska thunder thighs. My point is there's an audience out there and they deserve a show, not excuses! [Alaska] You're absolutely right. I'll go on stage and sing another song! [Katya] You stay here and I'll go and tell Thorgy Thor she's on [Alaska] And how exactly is that a better idea?