Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Jackie Beat] Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I saw you at the store On the sale table and wondered what you're for I went there for a ladle but saw a sexy man Picking up a Dreidel, that't when I made a plan [Interlude 1: Jackie Beat] Ahoo, from the moment I saw him in his cute little yarmulke shopping for Hanukkah, I knew he was Mr. Right-ika [Verse 2: Jackie Beat] I have been so lonely, every Christmas night Just me and my cat, only the Christmas tree we light So this year I want something, Dear, Santa understand Please just bring me one thing, a gorgeous Jewish man [Interlude 2: Jackie Beat] Hoohoohaha, so I have no problem wearing a wig, and I'll even eat gefilte fish, and thank God I googled sex through a hole in a sheet and learned it's only a myth, hehe, yeah [Verse 3: Jackie Beat] And so I bought that Dreidel, and a Menorah too Stood right there at that table, and flirted with that Jew Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I cry and beg and plead A spinning toy called Dreidel ain't the only top I need! [Interlude 3: Jackie Beat] Ugh, I can't believe we can't be together just because we come from two different worlds! I mean, what is this? West Side Story? [Verse 4: Jackie Beat] "Oy vey, she's a Shiksa!" that's what his mother cried But there's a way to fix a big problem I can't hide Ask why I love Dreidel, here's a spoiler alert Cause now our wedding day will be right after I convert! [Outro: Jackie Beat] Mwahaha! That was a really rough note right there at the end