My First Wedding

Lyrics

[Verse 1] This is my first wedding and I hope that it's my last Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie I'm tactically positioned, yeah, because the bar is near and the champagne's for free [Refrain] Ooh ooh-ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh [Verse 2] This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick If I've got no feelings for her, then why is my stomach feeling so sick? As they dance to their soppy song, I pray it isn't love 'Cause she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of [Refrain] Ooh ooh-ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh-ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh [Chorus] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful She'll steal your mind first, then your car She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start [Verse 3] Just one more single malt, then it's off to bed for me My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (He's pissed) I only meant to say farewell, but I spilt more than my drink I can't remember exactly what I said, but I remember being chased up the street [Refrain] Ooh ooh-ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh-ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh ooh [Chorus] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful She'll steal your mind first, then your car She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful [Outro] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful She's not that beautiful