Kill The Director

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've met someone that makes me feel seasick Oh, what a skill to have, oh, what a skill To have so many skills that make her distinctive But they're not mine to have, no, they're not mine Whenever she looks, I read the nearest paper Though I don't care about the soaps No, I don't care about the soaps Though I'm acting like I'm in an EastEnders episode! [Chorus] (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) If this is a rom-com, kill the director (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) If this is a rom-com, kill the director, please [Verse 2] Carrots help us see much better in the dark Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart And this is my head and this is my spout But they work together; they can't figure anything out So with the angst of a teenage band Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand Here's another song about a gender I'll never understand [Chorus] (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) If this is a rom-com, kill the director (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) If this is a rom-com, kill the director (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) If this is a rom-com, kill the director, please [Outro] This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director) This is no Bridget Jones This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director) This is no (Kill) Bridget Jones (Kill) This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director) This is no (Kill) Bridget Jones (Kill) This is no Bridget, Bridget (Will someone kill the director?) (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) This is no Bridget Jones (Kill, kill, kill, kill) This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director) (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) This is no Bridget Jones (Kill, kill, kill, kill) This is no Bridget, Bridget (Kill the director) (Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) This is no Bridget Jones (Kill, kill, kill, kill) This is no Bridget, Bridget Jones