We’ll All Get Laid

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, it's a great big world that's filled with disappointment We're maggots in the ointment, just squirming to get free And now the future's got much more than you can handle Don't try to light a candle, let's curse the misery [Pre-Chorus] And as we head for certain doom Don't give up quite so soon Till every one of us is dead And vengeful Armageddon has arrived [Chorus] 'Cause we'll have a drink and throw a parade And greet the rapture screaming "Hooray!" And hope someone jumps on the grenade But no one will, we'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled When even the bravest of us run away We'll all get laid [Verse 2] 'Cause you still got dreams that haven't been pissed on And you still got things you'll never get done And you keep on running like a rat on a wheel You keep on wondering what is the deal What was the point, and how come it ends this way? Well no one knows, we've only got today [Pre-Chorus] And as the lights go dim Don't think it's all so grim At least we all go out together Heading off to never-never land [Chorus] 'Cause we'll have a drink and throw a parade And greet the rapture screaming "Hooray!" And hope someone jumps on the grenade But no one will, we'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled When even the bravest of us run away We'll all get laid [Refrain] We'll all get laid