Phone Machine

The Vandals & Kelsey Grammer - Rock, Punk Rock
Phone Machine
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Duration: 1:42
Lyrics
[Intro: Kelsey Grammar] Hello, no one can get to the phone right now So for your convenience, your call is being answered automatically [Verse 1] But if this is you, you can suck my dick If it's my boss, fuck you, I quit If you're a girl, you can eat my shit If this is school, I'm really sick [Bridge] But if this is grandma I'm so sorry I missed your call I'll see you on Sunday Goodbye and I love you [Verse 2] But if this is you, you can suck my dick If it's my boss, fuck you, I quit Everyone else, you can do the same Don't leave a message unless you're fucking lame [Outro] "Hi baby, this is your grandmother. Just wanted to tell you that I got a tube of Shoe Goo today, and, Cathy has it, she's going to repair her tennis shoes. But you might want to try that on those two, those strips that are off of your doors. I think you'll find it works pretty well. It's gonna fix that, so you have to be a little careful handling it or it gets kinda messy, but it's just great. Just be sure and kind of hold it down some way until it's pressed in firmly. And I used it on the strip on the outside of my old, of the Oldsmobile when I had it, and it held onto the car until it was wrecked. So you try it. Good luck. Love you, grandma."
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Credits
- Writers
- Joe Escandell
- Warren Fitzgerald
- Dave Quackenbush