My First Xmas as a Woman

Lyrics

[Refrain] Fa la, la, la, la, la, la Fa la, la, la, la, la, la Wah-ooh, wah-wah-ooh [Intro] With Christmas upon us, it's time to be honest Follow my dreams and to face A life of delusion and gender confusion That no longer will be the case [Verse 1] I never wanted army men or basketballs I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls And dressing up in mother's clothing [Verse 2] My whole life I've been feeling only feminine It always seemed so useless trying to be a man Now that's a ghost of Christmas past [Chorus] And now it feels like the very first time 'Cause it's going to be the very first time That Christmas feels right to me And I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should It's my first Christmas as a woman [Verse 3] Yeah, a doctor reconstructed all my genitals And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe For a guy who could love a girl like me [Chorus] I took the hormones and I got my breasts This season's gonna be the best to me I won't have to tuck it behind me Since I got my brand new vaginy It's my first Christmas as a woman [Bridge] Chop if off, chop if off, chop if off, my penis, chop it off It's no use to me Cut it off, chop it off, chop it off, my penis, cut it off So I can finally be a woman! [Verse 4] Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal To be a post-operative transsexual Now I am a pretty lady [Chorus] Now it feels like the very first time 'Cause it's going to be the very first time That Christmas feels right to me 'Cause I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should It's my first Christmas as a woman