Join Us for Pong

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothin' good Mindless pinko garbage is all they make in Hollywood Kung Fu Theatre, now there's a show with class I'd like to find the guy who cancelled it and karate chop his ass So after Alf is gone, there's nothin' left good on All my rowdy friends come over because I have Pong [Chorus] Singin' join us Come on, join us Join us Yeah, yeah, yeah Join us for Pong [Verse 2] I got the boxes, I got that clout I got my unit on the day that they came out You bring the snack treats, you bring the booze I ain't bringin' nothin', does that box belong to you? Now "Pass the Dutchie's" on, my all-time favorite song But turn it down, you moron, 'cause we're tryin' to play Pong [Chorus] Singin' join us Come on, join us Join us Yeah, yeah, yeah Join us for Pong [Verse 3] Don't be fooled by world peace or an economy that's stable The C.I.A's just got more time to watch you through your cable They would control you and take away your brain You can defeat them if you switch your box over to "game" Now do what's right to you, not what they tell you to You can fight, we meet tonight, yeah, join us for Pong [Chorus] Singin' join us Come on, join us Join us Yeah, yeah, yeah Join us for Pong [Chorus] Singin' join us Come on, join us Join us Yeah, yeah, yeah Join us for Pong [Verse 4] It's up to you to improve your hand eye-coordination Or become a mindless servant, unwitting puppet of the nation They know your address, they send you the bills They decide if you watch Tyson, don't that give you the chills? Now shake off your shackles, son, we've only just begun There's just two speeds, it's what you need, so join us for Pong [Chorus] Singin' join us Come on, join us Join us Yeah, yeah, yeah Join us for Pong