Goop All Over The Phone (And Pleasant All Over The Bill)

Lyrics

[Intro] There's goop all over the phone And pleasant all over that bill [Verse 1] He met her at the soundcheck where she was tendin' bar Bodacious bones and ruby lips, a regular movie star Her singin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name Well, he wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved her just the same [Pre-Chorus] How he wished he could Move to Hollywood How he wished he could Move to Hollywood [Chorus] But there's goop all over the phone, and pleasant all over that bill He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill But he's from out in Long Beach, she lives in Hollywood Hills There's goop all over the phone and pleasant all over that bill [Verse 2] Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honeybee And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk a while 'Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile [Pre-Chorus] How he wished he could Move to Hollywood How he wished he could Move to Hollywood [Chorus] But there's goop all over the phone, and pleasant all over that bill He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill But he's from out in Long Beach, she lives in Hollywood Hills There's goop all over the phone and pleasant all over that bill [Verse 3] Now he went off a-tourin', 'cause the Vandals gotta play But with every show their love costs more 'cause he got further away There's only one solution, a phony calling card But he yapped and he yapped 'till he got slapped with a serious federal charge [Pre-Chorus] How he wished he could Move to Hollywood How he wished he could Move to Hollywood [Refrain] There's goop all over the phone And pleasant all over that bill [Bridge] Now the judge denied him bail as he fought back the tears And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him twenty years He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law But I ain't no stoop, so gimme the goop, 'cause I still got one phone call" [Chorus] Yeah, there's goop all over the phone, and pleasant all over that bill He'd like to see a lot more of her, 'cause she gives him such a thrill But he's from out in Long Beach, she lives in Hollywood Hills There's goop all over the phone and pleasant all over that bill [Chorus] Yeah, there's goop all over the phone, and pleasant all over that bill He'd like to see a lot more of her, 'cause she gives him such a thrill But he's from out in Long Beach, she lives in Hollywood Hills There's goop all over the phone and pleasant all over that bill