Dig a Hole

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's sacrilege to question and thinking is a crime "Let the 'tards eat Twinkies" is the mantra of our time Fuck no, it isn't who you are, you're only what you've bought With Teletubbies teaching toddlers, take it down a notch [Verse 2] The glory of misinformed who never leave the couch Crying when their favorite guy is voted from the house The future can't be better, but the children, they won't mind Just give them shiny objects and tell them never try, never try, never try [Chorus] You think we're stupid now, you'll see We're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be The future generation has their work cut out for them Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole [Verse 3] The dumbing down of dummies in a shameful, spinning spiral With puppet masters mastering with plausible denial They give us what we want, but making fuck sure we're addicted To sugar-coated fluffy air and guilty pleasure sickness [Verse 4] We're fat and lazy mongoloids on pink electric scooters With chaffing thighs we supersize and only later realize We're cattle for the slaughter and laughing on the way Deal with it tomorrow, not today, not today, not today [Chorus] You think we're stupid now, you'll see We're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be The future generation has their work cut out for them Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole [Verse 5] Take a pill, it disappears, while loafing through our golden years Pass the torch and let them sort the shit we left piled past their ears Our children's children's children in the tradition of our lives Will deal with it tomorrow, never try, never try, never try [Chorus] You think we're stupid now, you'll see We're only borderline retarded compared to where we'll be The future generation has their work cut out for them Keep lowering the bar and dig a hole to put it in Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole