A Gun for Christmas

Lyrics

[Intro] Families lock their doors in fear That criminals might get them But this Christmas, rest assured That I will have my own protection [Verse 1] I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts If bad guys touch my property, they won't leave here without a limp Packing heat on Christmas and I'll shoot it off on New Year's Eve Bullets go into outer space when pointed up, I believe [Chorus] A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud It says I will not take all of this bullshit lying down I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts I'll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit [Verse 2] I will use my new weapon in self-defense and sport And to keep the carolers off of my goddamn porch Preventing Yuletide homicide this year [Chorus] I won't be a victim this year, thanks to Santa Claus Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts I'll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit [Verse 3] Christmas needs security, security is weapons Vigilante action teaching criminals a lesson It's the greatest gift we have for taking out our rivals Thank you Santa, thank you God, for guaranteeing my survival [Chorus] A bullet sends a Christmas message that is clear and loud It says I will not take all of this bullshit lying down I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts I'll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my shit [Chorus] I won't be a victim this year thanks to Santa Claus Sleeping with no fear of danger, and it's all because I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts I'll only tell you once, stay the fuck away from my crap I'll bust a cap in your ass