Lyrics

[Intro] I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume 'Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice On my body I could wear some clothes, on my voice I have no choice [Chorus] Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers [Verse 1] The earth is so polluted I could never walk barefoot, ouch On Earth day I was going to plant some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch I try to eat what's good for me, but I like Captain Crunch And an extra large Snickers bar with a glass of Hawaiian Punch I was going to join an ad hoc committee, but I don't know what ad hoc means I think it's a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans [Chorus] Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers [Verse 2] I went to a special school for kids whose parents were Catholic On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, I always ate four and got sick Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and I got really flustered I'll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted just like mustard Now every time I go to the market and I reach the mustard row I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow [Chorus] Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers [Verse 3] As a child I was pretty sick, I could make my arm come out of it's socket I used to like a Girl Scout once she put her hand inside of my pocket I used to go to church a lot, I was an altar boy Got to ring the bells at Communion time, it gave me special joy Don't know what I believe in now, I'm filled with foggy guilt I'm too scared not to believe in God, I never touch myself under my quilt [Chorus] Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh Every day'll be hot dog day and we'll live like a couple tree huggers