Lyrics

[Intro] May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon [Chorus] But I was bored So I prayed to the Lord Ha, give me a war 'Cause I'm so bored And I want more In a real fucking war [Verse 1] Well I'm bored with Iran and I'm bored with Iraq Egypt and Israel and Yassir Arafat The Falklands was cool but it was too damn short I want a real war 'cause I built a bitchin' fort May your sister rest well in her bed tonight I never liked her much, but she made me feel good last Christmas In your mom's station wagon Behind 7-11 She was just fourteen [Chorus] But I was bored So I prayed to the Lord Ha, give me a war 'Cause I'm so bored And I want more In a real fucking war [Verse 2] Well I'm bored with the Contras and Colonel Quadhafi The Ayatollah's dead, but he made really great coffee With my rifle in my arms I feel really swell I wanna join the army and kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill May your uncle rest well in his cell tonight I never liked him much but he took me down to Tijuana We drank tequila And watched your mom dance At the Bambi club [Chorus] But I was bored So I prayed to the Lord Ha, give me a war 'Cause I'm so bored And I want more In a real fucking war