House of Broken Gingerbread

Lyrics

Fa la-la, fa-la la-la la Fa la-la, fa-la la-la la Two mountains of presents Two glittering trees Both frosted in tinsel And blue LEDs Two platters of cookies And peppermint bark Two baby messiahs Aglow in the dark Two decks of UNO And two sets of Clue There's double the Christmas But I'm torn in two In the house of broken gingerbread Butterscotch and candy cigarettes Sugar snow on the flowerbed At the house of (House of) Broken gingerbread Fa la-la, fa-la la-la la Oh, yeah Fa la-la, fa-la la-la la And there they go sledding Here there's a pool The boyfriend's a dentist The step-mom is cool Dad gave me a brother Mom promised a dog And one of those French cakes Disguised as a log Two-hearted Christmas Half-hearted day St. Nick and the wise men Got lost on the way To the house of broken gingerbread Butterscotch and candy cigarettes Sugar snow on the flowerbed At the house of (House of) Broken gingerbread Mistletoe is hanging by a thread And the mystic toys just shake their heads Stockings hung up and full of dread At the house of (House of) Broken gingerbread