Randy Scouse Git

Lyrics

{Intro} [Verse 1] She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind It's too easy humming songs to a girl in yellow dress It's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess [Verse 2] The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor There are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door He reminds me of a penguin with few and plastered hair There's talcum powder on the letter and the birthday boy is there [Chorus 1] Why don't you cut your hair? Why don't you live up there? Why don't you do what I do See what I feel when I care? [Verse 3] Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats are Naugahyde I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide The being known as Wonder Girl is speaking, I believe It's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave [Chorus 2] Why don't you be like me? Why don't you stop and see? Why don't you hate who I hate Kill who I kill to be free? {Vocal Bridge} [Chorus 1] Why don't you cut your hair? Why don't you live up there? Why don't you do what I do See what I feel when I care? [Outro] Why don't you be like me? (She's a wonderful lady) Why don't you stop and see? (And she's mine, all mine) Why don't you hate who I hate, (And there doesn't seem a way) Kill who I kill to be free? (That she won't come and lose my mind) Why don't you cut your hair? (It's too easy humming songs) Why don't you live up there? (To a girl in yellow dress) Why don't you do what I do, (It's been a long time since the party) See what I feel when I care? (And the room is in a mess)