I’m The Man

Lyrics

Pretty soon now, you know I'm gonna make a comeback And like the birds and the bees in the trees, it's a sure-fire smash And I'll speak throughout the masses in the media And if you got anything to say to me, you can say it with cash I got the trash, and you got the cash So baby, we should get along fine So gimme all your money, 'cause I know you think I'm funny Can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smiling? I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop I'm the man The man that gave you the yo-yo Kung fu, well, that was one of my good ones Well, what's a few broken bones when we all know it's good, clean fun? Skateboards, I almost made them respectable You see. I can't always get through to you, so I go for your son I had a giant rubber shark, and it really made a mark Did you look at, look at, look at all the blood? So gimme all your money, 'cause I know you think I'm funny Can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smiling? I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop I'm the man The man that gave you the yo-yo [Guitar solo] Right now, I think I'm gonna start a new trend Because the line on the graph's getting low Well, we can't have that And you think you're immune, but I can sell you anything From a thin safety pin on through a pork pie hat 'Cause I got the trash, and you got the cash So baby, we should get along fine So gimme all your money, 'cause I know you think I'm funny Can't you hear me laughing? Can't you see me smiling? I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the hula hoop I'm the man The man that gave you the yo-yo I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man B-b-baby, I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man