Hygene Aisle

Lyrics

I'll pretend that I didn't notice you From a dread of locking eyes As I pushed my cart down the hygiene aisle I thought back to a certain time I tried to look preoccupied As I read the ingredients to the Listerine Then I felt a nudge on my shoulder I turned around, acted surprised Just like I despise I really wish it was anyone but you When I tried forming a smile Things like this always seem to happen at the strangest times Of all places, the hygiene aisle It was the last thing in the world that I ever wanted to do There was no chance of getting rid of you Your stupid babble was clouding up the air Meaningless things you felt the need to share You felt the need to share I really wish it was anyone but you When I tried forming a smile Things like this always seem to happen at the strangest times Of all places, the hygiene aisle