The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room (With Intro)

Lyrics

[JOSÉ, spoken] My siestas are getting shorter and shorter Welcome to Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room Hey Michael, mi amigo, pay attention it's showtime [MICHAEL, spoken] So it is, and what darlin' people I have sittin' under me Pierre, you rascal, you, let's put on the show [PIERRE] Mon Ami, I am always ready, as you say, to put on ze show *whistles* Oh, pardon, madame, that whistle was for my good friend, Fritz (spoken) [FRITZ, spoken] Ach Du Lieber, I almost fell out of mein upper perch Glad to see you all aboard, uh, uh, uh, ashore, or verever you are Mein goodness, thеy're all schtaring at us We bettеr start the show rolling [MICHAEL, spoken] Wait, wait We forgot to wake up the glee club [JOSÉ, spoken] Ole! Ole! It's showtime! [BIRDS] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [JOSÉ] All the birds sing words [PIERRE] And the flowers croon [BIRDS] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [JOSÉ] Welcome to our tropical hide-a-way You lucky people you If we weren't in the show starting right away We'd be in the audience too [BIRDS] Altogether In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [JOSÉ] All the birds sing words [PIERRE] And the flowers croon [BIRDS] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [MICHAEL, spoken] I sing so beautiful I should sing solo [JOSÉ, spoken] Si, so low we can't hear you [PIERRE, spoken] My voice may not be so marvelous but my profile is out of this world [FRITZ, spoken] Jawohl, but the trouble is it's not far enough out of this world. Isn't that right, herr Schmidt? Oh ho, I see Schmidt has no hair! [JOSÉ, spoken] Mi amigos, stop the clucking. You sound like a bunch of old hens. There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance- [PIERRE] The boys in me back are called macaws [JOSÉ] Because of their claws? [PIERRE] No, because they're macaws And my fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan And two can sound better than one toucan can [JOSÉ] The bird of paradise is an elegant bird It likes to be seen and it loves to be heard Most little birdies will fly away But the tiki room birds are here every day [BIRDS] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [JOSÉ] All the birds sing words [PIERRE] And the flowers croon [BIRDS] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [MICHAEL] Our show be delightful. We hope you'll agree We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee Because if we don't make you feel like that We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat [BIRDS] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [JOSÉ] All the birds sing words [PIERRE] And the flowers croon [BIRDS] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [JOSÉ] My magnificent produc-ti-on is yet to come So strum the guitar and beat the drum We've been a hit and we know you'll adore us So come on and join us in another chorus [BIRDS] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [MICHAEL, spoken] A little softer [BIRDS, singing softer] All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room [MICHAEL, spoken] A little louder [BIRDS, singing louder] In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room