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My mother Says she likes it up here But she'd rather Be down there Where? At the timeshare Down in Boca Or was it Boynton Or Daytona It doesn't matter Just as long as It's in Florida "Oh, David?" Yes, Ma? "We had the most wonderful band in the Clubhouse last Thursday night" Who was that, Ma? "Tony Orlando & Dawn! But Dawn was sick, so they had a special guest. A multi instrumentalist to play the keyboards. He hit all sorts of wonderful buttons on the top. He was the big to-do!" My mother Says it won't be long Before she lives there All year round Where? In Miami Or [?] [?] [?] [?] [?] It doesn't matter Just as long as It's in Florida "Okay, play it for your mother" Everybody! At the timeshare Down in Boca Or was it Boynton Or Daytona Or maybe Naples Or [?] Or Tallahassee (BUT THERE'S NO JEWS THERE) It doesn't matter Just as long as It's in Florida "Dave, I hope Adam's mother's doing this for the [?] too!"